Be Fishers of Men.... You catch 'em, He'll clean 'em.
A family altar can alter a family.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Give God what's right, not what's left!
Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.
God grades on the cross, not the curve.
God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts."
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Gravity always gets me down.
Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it!
Happiness is a path, not a destination.
Who gossips to you will gossip of you.
Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.
Satan subtracts and divides. God adds and multiplies.
If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard.
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